https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-greets-trump-white-house-two-word-message
Commander Bitey, Biden's dog, ate the printed copy of the speech before Joe could memorize it, so Joe had to read it from a teleprompter. Joe got mad at Hunter selling Bitey to a Chinese meat market, so Hunter had to go to China to see if he's still alive. Hunter has yet to see instructions of what to do if he is.
It will be a new DC with Trump in charge. Congratulations!